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The Protein Alibi: A Confession in Several Courses
I made the Japanese Biscoff cheesecake. I need you to understand what this means. I am a person who resists viral trends. I wait, I watch, I let the early adopters burn themselves on the hot oil of enthusiasm while I stand back, arms crossed, personality intact. I am not susceptible. I made it after… Continue reading
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My For You Page Is a Peace Treaty
A personal essay about algorithms, aesthetics, and the small acts of borderless connection that survive politics, postage, and translation. My Instagram algorithm has become a model United Nations where all the delegates wear linen co-ord sets. Every third reel shows a woman twirling in natural light, somewhere between Kyiv and Karachi. The captions resist translation,… Continue reading
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